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Horse statue throws off rider.

Nine Hours at Brighton

USA?s soldier in Iraq.

You sucked my blood you odious little Nazi!

'And now, in the true spirit of Thanksgiving, we separate the dark meat from the white meat, and arbitrarily give the white meat a vastly disproportionate amount of space on the table.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And this is our media room."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."