Civilization Commentator Gifts

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Civilized Salmon

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Decline of Europe

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.