Humanity Critic T-Shirts

"The worst thing about humanity is the people."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

The height of fashion in 1796

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

George Orwell

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

"Can you hear me now?"

IOC and human rights.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.