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The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept the people who'll fit in!'

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

'Society, I find you guilty of...everything.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Moral Outrage.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Bleeding flag...

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

"You don't fit into this modern, young, cosmopolitan and tolerant city. I'll therefore eliminate you."

'Have you got proof of gender?'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Park Service: Men/Women/Hunter Gatherers

A prude is a slut who says no.

Newspaper Sections, Travel Section,Business Section,Vivisection

"I'm okay. I'm just getting an endorphin fix."

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

"Thank you for choosing the panhandler at the corner of Third and Elm, sir."

"You have to weigh up the pros and cons."

George Orwell

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"No-one's appropriated your cultural artefacts - I understand, that's enough to make anyone depressed."

Freedom of Press in Austria

"Now, I'm not racist but..."

Now that I think about it, you're no better than us - out there in the free world, Say what? Yeah. I'm in a prison gang. I take sides so I can belong and survive. But you all do the same thing. You join gangs. You promote violence. You just dress it up. I hear Pat Robertson ordered someone to stick the Venezuelan president. So that's what this is about.

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"

Your debt to society: 1516 days, 13 Hrs, 26 Mins.