Colonial Enthusiast Gifts

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Chamberlain Tries to Avert the Jameson Raid

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

"No taxation period!"

"I'm going to get you, Manhattan! I'm going to be one of the biggest things that ever hit this place! You just watch, Manhattan! You just watch!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

'I can beat you with one hand.'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'John, you've escaped!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'May pay for these beads with Manhattan Island?' 'One of the First Craft Sales in the New World.'

'We'd appreciate it, Mr. Franklin, if you'd stop signing your checks 'Poor Richard.''

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Help me out here. Are these guys Pilgrims or Puritans? I can never tell them apart."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

Charles Dickens

William Bentinck

The Eureka Stockade

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'