Colonial America Enthusiast Gifts

FRANKLIN'S FAST FOOD, 'That's all you've got? -- hasty pudding?'

"A penny saved is a penny earned'? - You're a nice guy, Ben, but you'll never make it in politics!"

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

80 years for Montt

Abraham Lincoln

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

William Bentinck

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'

"Here come the revisionists."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Where Washington's chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

"I'll be honest with you; I kind of hate taxation with representation, too."

Benjamin Franklin

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

Ulysses S. Grant

"We have to move our teepees? And when did we join an H.O.A.?"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

A young George Washington has his fortune told.

James Madison