"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."
Colonial History Admirer Gifts
If colonial history fascinates you or someone special, explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items inspired by the past. Perfect for history buffs who enjoy a touch of humor and nostalgia, our products are designed to enlighten and entertain. From classic print designs to fun home accents, find something that speaks to your passion for the early days of America. Celebrate history with gifts that make the past memorable and meaningful.
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
Trojan Hurdler.
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators
Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.
Colonial Larrysburg.
Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication
The Kali De Milo.
Medusa and Perseus.
'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'
"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."
"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."
"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'
"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."
William Bentinck
'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'
Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.
"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
"Here come the revisionists."
'I got them to agree to a small settlement.'
I love Classics.
Happy Birthday Dr. Rombley!
"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"
John F. Kennedy
Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff
'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'
'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'
It's another toga party
'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'
"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "
"I'll be honest with you; I kind of hate taxation with representation, too."
Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'
Colonial History Admirer Gifts Collection
Colonial History Admirer Mugs
Explore our collection of colonial history mugs, and find the perfect witty or vintage-inspired design to enjoy every day.
Colonial History Admirer Pillows
Bring colonial charm home with pillows featuring historical designs and witty phrases, perfect for any history enthusiast.
Colonial History Admirer Prints
Decorate your space with vintage-inspired colonial history prints that blend humor and heritage seamlessly.
Colonial History Admirer T-Shirts
Check out our colonial history T-shirts, where clever slogans and vintage motifs let you wear your interest with pride.