Colonization Prints

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Oh,no, not again!'

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"Arriving here without permission is a criminal offence."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Save Mars

Christopher Columbus

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

Moon's Portaloo.

Mappa Brittanica

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'Flamin' tourists...'

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Death of General Gordon

America First on Mars

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

British Soldier in India

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

Columbus claims the New World

'It's a whole new ball game.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker