Future Colonizer Prints

Save Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Google car."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"He's my school project for science class."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Imagination

Colonial Larrysburg.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"No, not that button!"

"I feel all tingly."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Hi. We're from the future."

Young Galileo Galilei.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Moon's Portaloo.

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."