Moving To A Remote Location Gifts

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Walkers

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Desert wifi

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Information...

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Developers at small African village.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Nest building

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Frank?"

"You can pack this back up now."

Hotel teddy for hire

"Let's make out!" The unbearable lightness of being 3000 miles away from his mother.