Remote Locations Gifts

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I really got used to working from home."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Desert wifi

Take a hike.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

The Remote Olympics

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Delivery."

Just Married

Two Pints Today Please.

"Aren't you glad we get to work from home?"

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"I could be doing this from home."

Pop-up neighborhood

Corona's cradle

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

The perils of working from home

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We'd like somewhere remote, off the tourist path, somewhere fresh and undiscovered. . . but with excellent wifi."

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"Daddy will be with you in a minute."