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Desert wifi

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Covid and Restarting School

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'It might be time to telecommute.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Developers at small African village.

'One day I just woke up and said to myself-- hey, thanks to the computer, I can work anywhere.'

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."

Nest building

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."