Moving To A Remote Location Pillows

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Walkers

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Desert wifi

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'It might be time to telecommute.'

Information...

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

Developers at small African village.

Nest building

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Frank?"

"You can pack this back up now."

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.