Future Martian Resident T-Shirts

'Flamin' tourists...'

"They say a person would die in 68 days on Mars."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Alien Assumption

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

A Space Walk

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Save Mars

Field Trip!

'Are we there yet?'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Look what followed me home Mom. Can I keep it and call it Rover?"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Hello job security."

China Launches Lunar Rover

Space rocket hits a star...

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."