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Alien Assumption

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

A Space Walk

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

It

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

We are not alone!

'A bathroom!!'

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

'Look, more Unidentified Gawping Objects.'

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

Take us to the Younglings!

"Which space station is it that's not functioning properly?"

Laughing Space Creature.

'Don't tap on the glass, Kenny... it traumatizes them!'

'At last, proof of life on Mars! I see a Starbucks!'

'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'