Martian Surfer T-Shirts

Water on Mars?

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien Assumption

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Dow's up!"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Surfing alien.

Capitalism.

What NASA is not telling us...

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

Out-of-Homebody experience.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'A bathroom!!'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Flamin' tourists...'

Ernie, we're the first humans to set foot on Mars! This is so exciting! The whole world is watching! Whee! We need to do something for the history books. Woo hoo! Ernie, you're not appreciating the gravity of the situation. What gravity?!

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

UFO with flying saucer

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Stress Relief for CEOs

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

Water discovered on Mars.

Scientists focus on a dry seabed on Mars.