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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Planner at work.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Knight Vision

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'