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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

Planner at work.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

Knight Vision

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."