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He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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"You've got computer-breath."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Crop duster wanted.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

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"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Remote control wars.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Fan-Centric Stadium

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Surfing alien.

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"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Transformation of Man into Monster.