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Hawaiian lave surfer cruises down a volcano.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Volcaniax

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

Crop duster wanted.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Remote control wars.

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"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."