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"The floor is any human contact."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Texturing the Walls

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Ladder of Success.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Volcaniax

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

I don't just love you, I think I llove you.

"Gesundheit!"

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

Iceland volcano

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Llama training

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"Kip paints caves."

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

The Top of the Mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

Living life dangerously 2010.