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'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

TUMS for Volcanos

Iceland volcano

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Devil skis down a volcano.

Volcaniax

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Hawaii Lava Surfing

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Why volcanoes erupt

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"This stool shall pass."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'