Lazy Surfers T-Shirts

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Crumbs of Comfort

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Man's best friend indeed."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"