Lazy Vacationers T-Shirts

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Man's best friends."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

The US election is over.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"Endless Summer III"

Crumbs of Comfort

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

Death Takes A Time-Share

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'