Lazy Surfers Gifts

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

The Lackadaisical Dog Walker

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Crumbs of Comfort

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"Man's best friend indeed."

"Would you please bring the endangered species here a drink?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

Generally speaking, people named Aaron have really lazy parents.