Lazy Surfer Gifts

Surfer.

Fetch the Boomerang

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

The End of the Internet

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Man's best friend indeed."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Nice curvature."

Internet Access@expensive.phone.bill.co.uk

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Snooker Channel.

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

"We're gonna find a bees nest and steal all their honey!" "Maybe we'll just go to Tesco's..."

'This exercise machine does away with the pretense of a working out. It features a dozen hooks for a hanging clothing.'

Sir Dudley Emerson-Evans-personal description

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'

Boredband Internet

Snooker player using his cue as a remote control.

"You told the doctor your exercise was surfing?"

'Hey, I thought we were going for a walk.'

Hawaiian lave surfer cruises down a volcano.

"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."