Lava Surfer Prints

Hawaiian lave surfer cruises down a volcano.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Volcaniax

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

Crop duster wanted.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."