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"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Internet Cafe.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's a hybrid!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Lizard Amusement Park

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Volcanic ash...

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

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Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

If poets wrote road signs.