Void Voyager T-Shirts

"I accidentally walked into the wrong cubicle at work, and now I'm stuck in some type of four-dimensional void that distorts space and time."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Lizard Amusement Park

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Hot Towel Web Service

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."