Void Surfer Gifts

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"You've got computer-breath."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Crop duster wanted.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Surfing alien.

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Fan-Centric Stadium

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Mind control

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"