Galactic Surfer Gifts

UFO with flying saucer

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The World Wide Web.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I don't know who you are!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Which one is named after me?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Parking meter on the moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Rocket.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Hysterically laughing monster.

'Take me to your feeder,'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Leonard Nimoy

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."