Cosmic Surfers Gifts

"If all the universe is contained in a grain of sand, why can't we go attain nirvana at the beach?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Surfing alien.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Free WiFi

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Gracebook.

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

I just knew this would be dull.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Out-of-Homebody experience.

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Did you hear something?"