Galactic Surfer Prints

UFO with flying saucer

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The World Wide Web.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Which one is named after me?'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."