Satellite Surfer Prints

"Any chance you could block the Home Shopping Network?"

The World Wide Web.

"I don't know who you are!"

"You've got computer-breath."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Crop duster wanted.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Surfing alien.

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Hot Towel Web Service

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Modern Studying

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Free WiFi

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Economic

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Floating on the stockmarket

Moving Van.

Screenior citizen

"That's just the meds kicking in."