Traffic Surfer Gifts

Three Wise Men Trying To Get Through Retail Park

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Trick or Tweet

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

'Another nice wave.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.