Urban Surfer Gifts

Inner City Surf Bums.

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Trick or Tweet

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Cyber Dream

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'Another nice wave.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'No surf?'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Card shark

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Gymnast's Commute

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Robotics Inc. We have performance evaluations today, so be sure to clear your browser history.

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.