Urban Crowd Surfers Gifts

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

City Marathon.

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Gymnast's Commute

"You've got web feet"

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

The Wiki Man.

Rock & Roll

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

Connected to the world

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Yeah, well I'm sick of being so danged happy all the time.'

"Can you surf the net - I'd like a second opinion."

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

Moving Van.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Didgeridoos

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.