Urban Surfer Pillows

Inner City Surf Bums.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Trick or Tweet

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"Dow's up!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'No surf?'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Cyber Dream

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Fan-Centric Stadium

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

Gymnast's Commute

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

Large Very Fresh Eggs