Modern Surfer Pillows

Surfing on your phone

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Questions Online

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

Surfer and the Whale

'Your wave.'

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

Moving Van.