Modern Surfer Pillows

Surfing on your phone

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Another nice wave.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'No surf?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Card shark

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Questions Online

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Surfer and the Whale

'Your wave.'

"Hey, catch me a wave."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

Moving Van.

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'