Summer Surfer Pillows

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Camping.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Nasty sunburn."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Dow's up!"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

"Yipeee!"

'Another nice wave.'

"Thanks again, kid!"

Sex Section in the Library

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Crabbing

On holiday...