Supermarket Surfer Pillows

Supa- Kosher-Mart

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Another nice wave.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Complex Carbs

Super express lane for working mothers only!

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Surfer and the Whale

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Moving Van.

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"If they're swimming they're seafood. If they're on surfboards they're not."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'