Supermarket Sprinter Pillows

Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

'It's a boy.'

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

Speed camera in supermarket to catch speeding trollies.

Shopping trolley

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Personal Assistants.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"