Supermarket Sprinter Mugs

Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

'It's a boy.'

'Watch out! This baby can go from 0 to $60 in half an aisle!'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

Speed camera in supermarket to catch speeding trollies.

Shopping trolley

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Personal Assistants.

Supermarket Merge

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Low Hanging Fruit

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Complex Carbs

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'