Grocery Sprinter Mugs

Pit stop at supermarket for trolley.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Dad Trophies

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Wild fruit

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Bobsleigh practice.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"There it sat, still as night, in the bagging area ..."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Burger Discus

Shopping Trolley Fun

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Tesco at top of the Mountain.

Coronavirus

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

'Man! talk about turning a lemon into lemonade!'

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

"Turns out the new tomato gene is contagious."