Grocery Sprinter Mugs

Pit stop at supermarket for trolley.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Dad Trophies

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Wild fruit

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Bobsleigh practice.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

Burger Discus

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Shopping Trolley Fun

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Coronavirus

"Turns out the new tomato gene is contagious."

Attn. shoppers beware suppermarket trolls

Safe Social Distancing - Pirate Treasure Hunt

'Man! talk about turning a lemon into lemonade!'

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'