Nighttime Surfer Pillows

Dark Mode

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Questions

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"It's only the wind."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Scarecrow.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

At night - snake charmer.

Gracebook.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Moving Van.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Love on a surfboard

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Candlestick at Night

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

Walking on Sunbeams

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'