Nighttime Surfer Mugs

Dark Mode

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Questions

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"It's only the wind."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Scarecrow.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

Moving Van.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

Walking on Sunbeams

Candlestick at Night

Love on a surfboard

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'