Part-time Surfer Mugs

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'I'll do half of it.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Your wave.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"My turn."

Moving Van.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Surfer's commute

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Surfing on your phone

Bulletin at Malibu

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

Pete Carroll

Internet Access@expensive.phone.bill.co.uk

Penguins surfing

"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."