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"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

'I'll do half of it.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Your wave.'

"My turn."

Moving Van.

Gus never found the perfect wave

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

That was a messy wave, nearly lost it there Jake! ...Jake?

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Bulletin at Malibu

Surfing on your phone

Surfer's commute

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Dudes Surf's Up.'

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

Internet Access@expensive.phone.bill.co.uk

'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'

Penguins surfing

'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'

"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."