Professional Surfer T-Shirts

This is incredible! Sunny day, deserted beach, perfect curl. Where are the sponsors?

Surfer.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Surfing koala.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Currently Boston

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Professional football.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Senior citizen surfing.

The Off-Season

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

"This better be important."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"