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'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Kite surfing.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

First aid in mountains

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Ski lift mobile

"I could get used to working remotely."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Swimming Prankster

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Clown Skis.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Bankside

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'