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"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Surfing koala.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

It can be taken up at any age....

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Golf lessons

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Nice park. . .