Surfing Guru Gifts

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Surfing koala.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

AI Safety Officer

It can be taken up at any age....

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Golf lessons

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

Nice park. . .

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."